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group name: morepointsforall
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January 22, 2008 08:48 PM EST --
This gameis simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment withthe name of any celebrity whose name begins with that letter. Repeatsare ok and in fact actually welcomed. It can be anyone in . . .
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January 22, 2008 09:24 AM EST --
Grandpa's don't loose your grand kids in a mall
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING: Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall.
My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall.
He . . .
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January 24, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
Look out
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete . . .
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January 23, 2008 08:46 AM EST --
Electile Dysfunction:
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices put forth by either party.
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January 23, 2008 02:28 PM EST --
I don't know about you all but the car commercials on tv drive me out of my mind. Between the trucks that slide to a halt and can carry lots of heavy stuff (isn't that why you buy a truck in the . . .
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January 29, 2008 09:34 AM EST --
Remeber when we/you were small and someone always had some wise words, old sayings that have been passed down in each family? Do you remember any? Post them below, one per post. Lets see how many of them . . .
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January 28, 2008 09:00 AM EST --
If you were elected President of the United States, what would be your first 3 or 4 top priorities to change and why?
These are my four, use them or add your own.
1. First thing, bring all the troops . . .
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January 30, 2008 10:39 PM EST --
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was . . .
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August 09, 2008 11:02 PM EDT --
This is the second in a week I have received. The first one didn't have a photo, this one does but I wrote gather with the first and this and they dumped the first. I don't care about handing out . . .
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January 23, 2008 09:17 AM EST --
Thisgame is simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment with thename of any celebrity whose name begins or ends with that letter. Repeats are okand in fact actually welcomed. One name per . . .
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January 23, 2008 02:10 PM EST --
Hi,
I had this thought, Democrats or Republicans.... ok a little more info is needed to finish this sentence.
If you had the choice of a "Party" not the person, who would you . . .
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January 22, 2008 09:22 AM EST --
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F.
tee-shirt.
Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. I didn't . . .
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January 23, 2008 09:45 PM EST --
F or all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's . . .
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January 21, 2008 05:20 PM EST --
How Much is a Brazilian?
General Petraeus briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian solders were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all the color drained . . .
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January 22, 2008 09:20 AM EST --
Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How . . .
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January 24, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
The Ten Commandments of Cell Phones
Failureto obey these commandments can result in your being ridiculed bystrangers and disassociated by your family and even your closestfriends.
1. Thou shalt . . .
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January 24, 2008 08:24 AM EST --
You remember when you were young your parents said don't swallow watermelon pits, they will grow in your stomache or when they said, spit out your bubble gum and you swallowed it? They say it will . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:08 AM EST --
Quick Check for Alzheimer's
Thefollowing was developed as a mental age assessment by the School ofPsychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you canread each line aloud without . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:11 AM EST --
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:14 AM EST --
Two Nuns
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer,
wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered . . .
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